“Humans like GIFs. Humans like super famous 13-year-olds who don’t look or act 13. Humans like to see other humans making asses of themselves and wear very expensive dresses. HUMANS LIKE SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS." —Mary H.K. Choi offers a pretty good assessment of what people are on about.

The trouble with living the life of Gwyneth Paltrow, in which a laywoman takes Gwyneth's lifestyle plans as gospel: "It is difficult to subsist on two liquid meals and one small helping of salmon and kale a day, especially when you have a job."