A judge found the Fairfax, VA, man arrested back in October for being naked in his own house guilty of indecent exposure on Friday. Erick Williamson, 29, will appeal, and remains at large—and possibly naked. @2:00 PM 6
Law Comes Down Hard On Naked Guy @1:50 PM
Here's the story of Eric Williamson, arrested by police in Virginia for being naked in his own kitchen at 5:30 in the morning. (A woman and her son were cutting through his front yard and, observing Williamson's dangling wang, called the law, who charged him with indecent exposure.) You will probably be distracted by the typically overheated local news reportage (I can't decide if my favorite part is where Williamson, now tastefully attired, recreates his making of the coffee or the ominous shot from outside of him standing by the window) here, but it's a pretty amazing thing: If I can't brew up a cup of joe in the morning while my todger feels the gentle breeze wafting about its recumbent glory then, really, what's the point of anything? [Via] 45
Standard Hotel Guests Bring The Meatpacking District Into Disrepute @1:00 PM
Trouble at the High Line. It seems that guests of the Standard Hotel, which overlooks the converted railway, have been offering performances of a sexual nature for the benefit of those who wander beneath. Some of these performances, even the solo shows, have been rather graphic, and neighbors are up in arms! Fortunately, the hotel has a plan to address the issue: They're going to make a "concerted effort to remind guests of the transparency of the guest room windows," which will surely not give anyone who hadn't already considered it any ideas. 16
