Awl pal Molly "Molls" McAleer has assembled a list of 20 funny ladies to follow on the Twitter. It includes Awl pals Julie Klausner and Molly Lambert, so it's probably pretty solid.
Bed bugs are shameless. They are the pest equivalent of a party guest who comes out of the bathroom and boldly announces that they just snooped through your medicine cabinet and you're like, "No shit, asshole. You left your fingerprints everywhere." They have no boundaries. That kind of boldness is not cute in people and it's even less cute in flesh-eating creatures of the night.
It doesn't matter if you're fabulous or young or in need of a body that men want to touch, because things that lack shame don't understand the importance of all that. If you live in an area where old mattresses line the street [...]