Posts tagged as Michael Jackson
"We Are The World": When Michael Jackson Got Political
Part of a series on collaborations that we now take for granted but initially made little sense. READ MORE
Jacob Lusk, The First Extrasexual Soul Singer
A few quick notes on Jacob Lusk's "American Idol" performance last night: I think we can collectively agree that what happens at 1'22" needn't be discussed. He's air-humping the lady who wrote "Man in the Mirror." But 1'34"-1'44"! READ MORE
Watch The Declaration Of Cyber Warfare Set To The New Michael Jackson Song And Vice-Versa
Did you seen the video the activist hackers group Anonymous released yesterday to announce its cyber attacks on institutions it sees as infringing upon internet freedom by suspending WikiLeaks accounts? Have you seen the video for Michael Jackson's posthumous single, "Hold My Hand," featuring Akon? They're different, but also sort of the same. It's fun to do the thing where you cue them up and adjust the volume so that you're watching one with the sound from the other, and then switch. Well, "fun," might not be the word, exactly. But it's something! READ MORE
Michael Jackon's Estate To Possibly Become State Park
This is one of those news stories where the jokes practically write themselves. But we think this is a fantastic idea, to adapt Neverland Ranch into a park, because, I mean, what else would you do with it? The only other thing you could probably do is turn it into some kind of museum of insanity or maybe erect some kind of giant pillar covered in glitter as a memorial. Actually, a giant Washington Monument covered in glitter sounds kind of awesome. Why aren't all national monuments covered in glitter? Thoughts?
Michael Jackson, One Year After
Michael Jackson, who is still dead, is a trending topic on Twitter, but as "Micheal Jackson." And that's where we are here in June of 2010.
The 16 No. 1 Debuts In The History Of The "Billboard" Hot 100, In Order Of Personal Preference
16. Puff Daddy & Faith Evans featuring 112, "I'll Be Missing You" READ MORE
'Gourmet' Should Have Figured Out A Michael Jackson Angle
"Standing outside his bedroom was a wax figure of a queen's Household Cavalry guard. The bedroom itself was dark and quite plain, in tones of beige and brown, and, to be honest, a bit depressing. Adjacent to the bed was a huge, red, thronelike chair ornately trimmed in gilt. Above the mahogany four-poster was a painting of a blond Jesus." READ MORE
Coroner Rules Michael Jackson Still Still Dead
"Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by 'acute propofol intoxication,' the Los Angeles County coroner rules," says the CNN BREAKING ALERT. Didn't this already happen? Are we in some kind of terrible Groundhog Dayesque nightmare where this summer continues on infinite loop? Because I will not abide it.
Michael Jackson, Still Dead, OD'd: Also, TOTALLY MURDERED
Oh, in case you were wondering of what Michael Jackson died, somehow, it was the drugs. Also his hands and feet were basically pincushions, it sounds like. Update: Oh and it is now called a homicide. Go read People if you want to know a LOT more; this is totally my station and I am getting off this train now.
