After the disaster that was "Undercovers" (NBC didn't even air the final episodes of the first season), "Lost" co-creator JJ Abrams is already coming back to TV, baby, because Fox has picked up his "Alcatraz."

Here's a pretty through guide, and basically, "'Alcatraz' will focus on a group of guards, convicts and workers who disappear from the prison without a trace in the 1960’s, only to re-appear in the present day." AND IT HAS HURLEY. Who, yeah, will have been dead for most of the TV show and blah blah.

I am not sure I can commit to this emotionally. I've been hurt so many [...]

The genius current trend of slowing down video and audio has reached its logical conclusion in this HORRIFYING DRUG DREAM, from Hot Tropic.

Alex Balk: Hey Balk: Can you explain something to me? Choire Sicha: DID YOU JUST "HEY" ME? Balk: What exactly does "meow meow" signify? Choire: asdlfkasdf; Choire: That's a complicated one Choire: Because Choire: "Meow!" means "CATTY!" Choire: But MEOW MEOW MEOW Choire: Or just MEOW MEOW Choire: Means "LA LA FINGERS IN MY EARS I CAN'T HEAR YOU" Balk: Okay, that's what I was working with, but I just wanted to make sure. Choire: Annnnd this is a blog post now.