Posts Tagged: lizards
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Salad Lizardy

You are not gonna believe this either, but it turns out that there are actually places in Midtown where you can get a salad for six bucks.

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Extinct Lizard Named For Current President

A horrible-looking lizard that died out 65 million years ago has been named Obamadon gracilis for President Barack Obama. Paleontologist Nicholas Longrich told the Boston Globe that scientists from Harvard and Yale decided on the name just before November's election. Longrich notes that "if the election had gone the other way, I would have yanked it."

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Dancers Anamniotic

"An article on May 29 about the changing nature of the ceremonial first pitch at baseball games misidentified the type of animal represented by the dancers in skintight, metallic green body suits at a recent game at Citi Field. They were amphibians, not reptiles."

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Sure, Let's Shoot A Bunch Of Animals Into Space

Haven't we already figured out what happens to animals if we blast them into space? Isn't sending them up there now just asking for trouble? Like, taking the chance that they will pass through some cosmic gamma rays and come back as super-rodents bent on revenge? I mean, that is my understanding of how space travel works. I could be wrong. Anyway, if nothing else it seems kind of cruel, although I guess it is probably better than living in Russia.