Posts Tagged: Lindsay Lohan
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Lindsay Lohan's Musical Career: What Went Wrong?

Lindsay Lohan’s debut album, "Speak," will be ten years old this year. What a world! But with the debut of her OWN docu-series, "Lindsay," what better time is there to consider Lohan’s long-abandoned music career?

"Ultimate"

Kelsey McKinney: This track, from Freaky Friday, is Lindsay’s first big blockbuster hit, but all I remember about it is that Jamie Lee Curtis takes her door off and then my father threatened to do that to me for YEARS.

Aleksander Chan: I remember this movie teaching me that the House of Blues is a thing and that if you get really pissed at your mother and you both wish [...]

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The Girl in the Dress: Taylor Swift's Endless Reign

2011 will be a great year for fans of Taylor Swift and her music, I have the feeling—as every year since, say, 2008 has been. She’ll keep releasing singles off of her album, so that anyone who hasn’t torrented or bought the full "Speak Now" can join the speculation as to whether that’s what Joe Jonas, John Mayer and Taylor Lautner are really like. She’ll tour and perform, and probably Us Weekly will catch Jake Gyllenhaal with her at Starbuckses across the continental U.S. and Canada. Probably she will perform at awards shows.

2011 will be a dire one for fans (fan?) of Lindsay Lohan and her music. [...]

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How Hard Is It To Get 90 Days In Jail for Messing Up Your DUI Sentence? Hard!

Former actress Lindsay Lohan will spend a couple of nights in jail-the jails of Los Angeles are too crowded to keep her for long!-because of her inability to make a weekly two-hour class. How hard is it to mess this up like this, in a city that processes thousands of drunk drivers, because everyone there drives drunk? It's unbelievable. Let's take it from a recent graduate of Los Angeles' alcohol education program! "I missed two classes so instead of my classes being done mid April, they were done in early May… You cannot go more than 21 days without going to class; when I wanted to go on vacation, [...]

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Someone Quite Prematurely Aged By The Hardness Of This World Is But 23 Years Old Today

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Listening To Lindsay Lohan's 2004 Debut Album

If everyone you know is making an album, is it really a vanity project when you make one, too, or is it just peer pressure? Such is the taxonomic problem with which we're faced when it comes to Speak, Lindsay Lohan’s 2004 Casablanca Records debut LP. While previous entrants in this series may have made their albums at the behest of savvy record labels, as with Ian McShane and Milla Jovovich, or to satisfy their own artistic ambition, as with Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover, the years surrounding Lohan’s album would see releases—some very good ones, it should be said—from peers like Paris Hilton, Mandy Moore, [...]

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Amazing Lindsay Lohan Jail/Rehab Video!!!

We all might as well just go home right now, because there's not going to be anything better than this all day. This digitized version of the Lindsay Lohan story appears to be from a different outlet than Apple Action News, which usually brings us these stories, but I have to say this is almost certainly the Citizen Kane of the genre. Even if it does kind of rip off Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video. Anyway, I'm gonna go watch this again. It is just that good.

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The Lindsay Lohan-Centered Biz Model Drives Ungaro Into Closing Madison Ave. Store

Emanuel Ungaro, the once high-end line of the Paris-based designer who sold his name and company in 2005, made headlines last year for electing Lindsay Lohan as its full-time muse and, improbably, artistic designer. (The company even fired a designer who refused to learn from the wisdom of the Lohan.) The line, under Lohan… let's say it suffered? ("The collection was such a failure that we could not believe they kept her on," is how fashion publicist Kelly Cutrone put it.) And now, the business is making drastic financial arrangements-closing their Madison Avenue shop, according to a staff member.

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Lindsay Lohan's video penance

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

This Lindsay Lohan eHarmony bit is burning up the Internets! It's funny because it demonstrates the way we allow our celebrities to damage themselves due to the the massive levels of entitlement we afford them for their ability to carry a major motion picture but then we demand to see them punished and disgraced for doing the exact same things we'd do if we were put in their position!

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Exquisite Corpse

“The so-called 'tasteful' Playboy pics will be… a classic tribute inspired by original Tom Kelly nude pictorials of Marilyn Monroe…. According to sources, Playboy began taking Lindsay Lohan photos last week, while she was juggling other duties like ordering cupcakes to the morgue.” —The Hollywood Gossip, 11/8/11, 10/25/11.

He told her that she was moving too much, that she had to stay stiller, the camera was finicky, the exposures depended on no motion, like just stop breathing, he said looking at the playback, just stop breathing, okay. Lindsay thought it was a joke and laughed but he said it was serious, this was going to be [...]

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An Illustrated Commentary On Recent Events Of Note

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Five Ways Ben Affleck Interviews Nicholas Kristof and Sheryl WuDunn!

Tom Scocca: OK, so my September copy of Glamour arrived the other day.

Choire Sicha: You know what I'm going to ask you, right?

Tom Scocca: Are you going to ask me why I get Glamour magazine?

Choire Sicha: Okay yes that!

Tom Scocca: According to the sheet of paper enclosed with a previous copy, I am getting Glamour magazine to make up for the cancellation of my Domino subscription. This is a fine explanation except for the fact that I never had a subscription to Domino.

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Who Knew Drea De Matteo Was A Bitch?

Obviously everyone everywhere is turned inside out by this week's Us story on Lindsay Lohan. Particularly because-wait, what? "'Everyone's turned on me,' says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said 'Uck,' and Drea De Matteo said, 'Come at me, bitch.'" Okay, for one thing, Drea De Matteo 1) doesn't work any more and 2) has like a 15-month-old baby, and what is she doing out? Oh and third of all: "Joey"? What the hell?