Posts tagged as Lindsay Lohan
Exquisite Corpse
“The so-called 'tasteful' Playboy pics will be... a classic tribute inspired by original Tom Kelly nude pictorials of Marilyn Monroe.... According to sources, Playboy began taking Lindsay Lohan photos last week, while she was juggling other duties like ordering cupcakes to the morgue.” READ MORE
The Girl in the Dress: Taylor Swift's Endless Reign
2011 will be a great year for fans of Taylor Swift and her music, I have the feeling—as every year since, say, 2008 has been. She’ll keep releasing singles off of her album, so that anyone who hasn’t torrented or bought the full "Speak Now" can join the speculation as to whether that’s what Joe Jonas, John Mayer and Taylor Lautner are really like. She’ll tour and perform, and probably Us Weekly will catch Jake Gyllenhaal with her at Starbuckses across the continental U.S. and Canada. Probably she will perform at awards shows. READ MORE
Amazing Lindsay Lohan Jail/Rehab Video!!!
We all might as well just go home right now, because there's not going to be anything better than this all day. This digitized version of the Lindsay Lohan story appears to be from a different outlet than Apple Action News, which usually brings us these stories, but I have to say this is almost certainly the Citizen Kane of the genre. Even if it does kind of rip off Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video. Anyway, I'm gonna go watch this again. It is just that good.
How Hard Is It To Get 90 Days In Jail for Messing Up Your DUI Sentence? Hard!
Former actress Lindsay Lohan will spend a couple of nights in jail-the jails of Los Angeles are too crowded to keep her for long!-because of her inability to make a weekly two-hour class. How hard is it to mess this up like this, in a city that processes thousands of drunk drivers, because everyone there drives drunk? It's unbelievable. Let's take it from a recent graduate of Los Angeles' alcohol education program! "I missed two classes so instead of my classes being done mid April, they were done in early May... You cannot go more than 21 days without going to class; when I wanted to go on vacation, I called and said ‘I will not be in town for two weeks' and they said, ‘k, bye!' meaning you could go 20 straight days of no school, without calling, without doing shit and still be on the right side of the law. People who were poor, had no way of transportation other than a 2 hour bus ride, ladies with no child care, even opiate addicts were able to get to these classes. You don't even need to be sober to go to this shit. It's 2 hours a week, once a week. After I had four absences I was told that if I was late one more time I would go before a judge and my ass could sent back to jail. You know what was an effective deterrent for jail? Going back to jail."
The Lindsay Lohan-Centered Biz Model Drives Ungaro Into Closing Madison Ave. Store
Emanuel Ungaro, the once high-end line of the Paris-based designer who sold his name and company in 2005, made headlines last year for electing Lindsay Lohan as its full-time muse and, improbably, artistic designer. (The company even fired a designer who refused to learn from the wisdom of the Lohan.) The line, under Lohan... let's say it suffered? ("The collection was such a failure that we could not believe they kept her on," is how fashion publicist Kelly Cutrone put it.) And now, the business is making drastic financial arrangements-closing their Madison Avenue shop, according to a staff member. READ MORE
Five Ways Ben Affleck Interviews Nicholas Kristof and Sheryl WuDunn!
Tom Scocca: OK, so my September copy of Glamour arrived the other day. READ MORE
Lindsay Lohan's video penance
This Lindsay Lohan eHarmony bit is burning up the Internets! It's funny because it demonstrates the way we allow our celebrities to damage themselves due to the the massive levels of entitlement we afford them for their ability to carry a major motion picture but then we demand to see them punished and disgraced for doing the exact same things we'd do if we were put in their position!
Who Knew Drea De Matteo Was A Bitch?
Obviously everyone everywhere is turned inside out by this week's Us story on Lindsay Lohan. Particularly because-wait, what? "'Everyone's turned on me,' says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said 'Uck,' and Drea De Matteo said, 'Come at me, bitch.'" Okay, for one thing, Drea De Matteo 1) doesn't work any more and 2) has like a 15-month-old baby, and what is she doing out? Oh and third of all: "Joey"? What the hell?
