What would Kurt Cobain look like at age 46? The joke is both too obvious and terrible to make, but the folks at Gothamist have produced some images that just might make you think.

There is controversy in Aberdeen, WA, over a tribute to suicided musician Kurt Cobain which uses… THE F WORD. Seriously, listen to how the reporter says "The F Word" in this clip. I wish when I said the actual f word-it's "fuck," by the way-it carried as much menace and foreboding as this guy puts into the phrase that describes it.

"On Twitter today, most of those noting the 17th anniversary of Cobain’s death include this observation: 'I feel old.'" And how. Anyway, here's how the Seattle Times covered the Nirvana singer's suicide.

Demon-love-magic-goddess Courtney Love has caught up with the identity thieves that have apparently been robbing Kurt Cobain's estate blind for most of the 00's. Now she is going to sue them all, says her lawyer. Isn't it neat when the evil people you imagine are stealing everything from you actually turn out to be real? There should be a German word for that. Also there should be a German word describing why your lawyer announces these things to the press. Normally, you just sue someone! Not announce you're going to sue someone.

According to the Sun, Robert Pattinson of Twilight fame has been cast as Kurt Cobain in a biopic of the late Nirvana singer. Good for him! It's nice that he'll finally get to star in a movie where the female lead is the vampire.