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Can You Have A Few Drinks After Running?

The pros to this piece are alcohol and Science. The con is exercise. I guess overall I can recommend it, but it's still a close-run thing.

Science Will Get You Drunk

Science meets alcohol! I believe I need to leave early today to do a little "research."

Women Hurt More

"Whether you have neck pain or a migraine, chances are the pain is more intense if you're a woman, say researchers from the Stanford University School of Medicine. Their study in the Journal of Pain shows that women rate pain higher on a scale of 1 to 10 than men for the same conditions." This is true for everything but break-up pain.

Will The Sun Kill Us All?

“Although it’s becoming fashionable to talk about these solar storms, there is no need for sensationalism.” READ MORE

The Workout Pill

"A new drug that could provide new treatment for a range of obesity related disorders without a need to hit the gym has been developed by scientists. Researchers claim to have created the pill, which they claim provides all the same benefits of exercising without the exertion." There are the usual caveats about how the pill is not meant to replace exercise, but hahaha yeah right. The last time you're going to see me exert myself is when I open the top of the bottle. Then it's off to the couch for a leisurely day of "working out."

Avoid The Gym, It's Bad For Your Drinking

Further reasons to not work out: "A lean, muscular person will be less affected by drink than someone with more body fat: Water-rich muscle tissues absorb alcohol effectively, preventing it from reaching the brain."

Moon Useless

Hahahaha, suck it, moon! Even your supposedly unique minerals can be found right here on earth! What are you good for, moon? Apart from mockery, NOTHING!

The Thing About Cats And Dogs

Dogs "have similar social skills to two-year-old children and are more likely to listen if owners look them in eye," according to Science, while cats can set houses on fire. I think this is the final proof we've been looking for in the debate over which animal is superior. READ MORE

Bitches Inscrutable, Genius Confirms

Look, ladies, if scientist Stephen Hawking, whom we as a society have chosen to designate as the world's smartest man—the guy who literally wrote the book called The Theory of Everything—admits that even a person in possession of his vast intellectual capabilities and comprehension of the systems that make our world run cannot understand women, how do you expect someone of my much more modest intelligence to figure out why the hell you're crying? Get off my back. READ MORE

Trinity

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On July 16, 1945, the first atomic bomb test took place in the Tularosa Basin of the Jornada del Muerto desert near Socorro, New Mexico. Just three weeks later, Hiroshima and Nagasaki would be bombed: the only time nuclear weapons have ever been used in war. The test was code-named Trinity, and it forced a radical shift in the way that human beings came to regard their place on earth; from that day onward, for almost seventy years, we've lived in the uneasy knowledge that a very few people might gain the power to destroy all civilization—all life, even. The events of this day produced the chief wellspring of every kind of modern-day political and cultural anxiety, cynicism and depression. At that moment, humankind was forced to grow up, whether we knew it or not.

In Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, the bongo-playing, safecracking amateur magician and Nobel-prizewinning physicist Richard Feynman recalled his experiences at the Trinity test site. He was twenty-seven years old.

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