"Ikea has withdrawn a type of almond cake from its restaurants after samples were found to be contaminated by faecal bacteria."

Disney owns Marvel Changed logo to Verdana Internet explodes!!!

None of this actually happened. Disney is too rich to use the same fug font that IKEA circa now uses.

For as long as I can remember, I've gone out of my way to enjoy eves, precipices and the part of a roller coaster right before that first drop. Even though I hate everything that comes next—and in the case of holidays and other special occasions, I bore easily. I just love the anticipation. Still, the night before my second book came out, all I could think about was my fucking record shelf.

Ikea is adding 71 new items for fall-and it's remarkable that their products are becoming cooler and weirder, not more Targety and grosser. While a number of the items are rehashes of vintage designs-their chair with cushions that turn like a book is a riff on a vintage modern chair entirely composed of hinged cushions, and the lamps are camp George Nelson updates-lots of it looks pretty wonderful.

Der Spiegel: "Ikea has been described as the 'Teflon multinationa' because of its unshakably positive image. But a new book by a former top executive paints a damning picture of corporate practices at the Swedish furniture giant. The author claims the company is run like a sect, complete with spies, lies and rampant racism." Also, its products leave one bereft of vitality or joy and deliver the soul-crushing sense of settling in for the long trip to the tomb. Although that part does not seem to be mentioned in the book.