
Would you like to read something weird? Here is a Goldman Sachs press release headlined "OP-ED, THE HUFFINGTON POST – ARIANNA HUFFINGTON AND LLOYD C. BLANKFEIN DISCUSS OUR COMMON GOAL: EMPOWERING ENTREPRENEURS AND CREATING JOBS."
I mean, some of it is true! Goldman Sachs does indeed mentor women all over the world in creating small businesses, and their 10,000 Women project is actually one of the most interesting programs in the world. And then there's this: This past summer, The Huffington Post broke new ground in the way the media commonly report economic news. Frustrated by the relentless coverage of disaster, tragedy and scandal in traditional media sources, The [...]

For those of you who don't, somehow, do your private banking with Goldman Sachs, you won't see their just-issued report on the AOL purchase of the Huffington Post. For starters, they expect "retention compensation" to offset the Huffington Post's earnings—that the introduction of the Huffington Post will have no impact whatsoever on AOL's projected 2011 earnings. Although: "We view this acquisition as further solidifying AOL’s stance as an owner of valuable focused content channels, similar to cable networks…." Here comes the bonus: trashing Yahoo! "We consider this acquisition strategically valuable from the perspective of (1) brand building; (2) mobile distribution; and (3) differentiated content as it distinguishes AOL’s [...]

Here is the kindest, gentlest take down of the Huffington Post's "Wellness" section. For instance: "Huffington has distorted science and facts to serve a health agenda" and "the sum of the evidence suggests that distance healing is snake oil." Ouch! Ha. Wait, really? I CAN'T BE HEALED OF MY DISEASES BY SOMEONE VERY FAR AWAY, USING ONLY THEIR MIND? Anyway, the HuffPo crew goes on to talk about how "diversity of opinion" is important (even when those opinions are a shambles or, you know, socially dangerous!). It's very weird! And I suppose is its own kind of traffic-bait. Health kooks get traffic all over the Internets, from Urban [...]
It's been a while since we've done this on a regular basis, so I understand that we're kind of rusty. And this whole beta-testing thing has come with a number of distractions of its own as we tweak and adjust and confront the issues we need to address before we swing the gates wide open on this sucker. Still, I can't help feeling a little disappointed that we didn't come up with this tag first. I blame Choire.