"'The Adam Carolla Project' aired in 2005 on The Learning Channel. Not only was I Adam's real-life assistant, but I played the role on the show, too. It's not a closely guarded secret, like the time a man gave me 100 dollars to suck my dick in a deserted parking lot; it's just information I typically choose not to divulge." And then the gays turned on him for being faggy.