Posts Tagged: Gay On Gay Violence

How I Got My iPhone to Finally Let Me Swear

I was on vacation last week (while apparently you all fell for some app that just sent the word "yo" to each other, and also all suddenly became soccer fans? Great work!) and I took the opportunity to handle all those little annoying tasks that you never get to. For instance: iPhone autocorrect is the most horrible thing in the world. For years, my phone has been typing "ducxking" for me when clearly I intend to type… not that. It's easy to fix!

Go to Settings.

Go to General.

Scroll down for Keyboard.

Hit Shortcuts.

There you can add a "shortcut" but that is actually a dictionary of [...]


In Defense of Male Femmes

"'The Adam Carolla Project' aired in 2005 on The Learning Channel. Not only was I Adam's real-life assistant, but I played the role on the show, too. It's not a closely guarded secret, like the time a man gave me 100 dollars to suck my dick in a deserted parking lot; it's just information I typically choose not to divulge." And then the gays turned on him for being faggy.