Posts Tagged: Food Poisoning

Cult Food Addictive

"Richie Scarpato, 25, a Yankees fan, had never been to Shake Shack but said it was a central attraction at the stadium. He had heard the story about the food poisoning but did not tell his friend, who stood by him in line. 'I wanted it so bad, I did not think it mattered,' he said." People want Shake Shack so desperately that they do not care that Mets first baseman Lucas Duda and Philadelphia Phillies Manager Ryne Sandberg, who lost six pounds in two days, may have gotten food poisoning from the Citi Field location. Tobacco companies wish they had that kind of loyalty.

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Next Up: Panera Bread "Turns Green" For Earth Day

I don't know about you, but I am pretty firmly of the notion a chicken restaurant should probably not be branding itself as "pink," no matter how worthy the reasoning behind said color scheme. Then again, we are talking about the chicken restaurant that is always willing to go there when it comes to being gross, so.


Birds Are Trying To Poison Humanity!

Birds give us abdominal cramping when we put them inside us-even when we preemptively torture them at incredibly high temperatures first! Why can't we put birds inside us without birds hurting us back? 76 million times a year, food, including food that is birds, hurts people-and people do nothing!