I don't know about you, but I am pretty firmly of the notion a chicken restaurant should probably not be branding itself as "pink," no matter how worthy the reasoning behind said color scheme. Then again, we are talking about the chicken restaurant that is always willing to go there when it comes to being gross, so.

Birds give us abdominal cramping when we put them inside us-even when we preemptively torture them at incredibly high temperatures first! Why can't we put birds inside us without birds hurting us back? 76 million times a year, food, including food that is birds, hurts people-and people do nothing!