Everyone's going to say the same thing, you're going to hear it all day, sorry to be so boring. Oh, do please go vote.
Now, if you are Canadian, or a felon, or both, which is pretty likely with YOU PEOPLE, I am very sorry. How annoying, I am sure. Or perhaps you messed up your voter registration and you are cowering in shame in your hovel. That is legitimate.
As for the rest of you… do you know how to vote? It's not hard. Here's a handy step-by-step guide.
But I would very much like you to vote. I have heard the arguments about being "implicated" in [...]