This week just keeps getting better. #fml pic.twitter.com/j7Ix6QxrVG
— Keith Uhlich (@keithuhlich) January 10, 2014
"If I were the surviving soldier, I'd come for you!" -Letter to Time Out New York critic Keith Uhlich
First, the crazy people threatened critics.
Then the crazy people took to the comment threads:
"What an asshole review. The body count on the afghan side? It sounds like if you had to pick between shooting the guy that wants to harm you or hugging him, you would choose to harm him. These men choose to let the unarmed goat herders, regardless of how hostile they appeared, to go free. [...]
"Sometime early this summer, Felix Baumgartner will try from 90,000 feet. Then, later in the summer, he’ll jump from more than 120,000 feet… Baumgartner’s team says that its primary aim is to advance the science of survival at extreme altitude, not just to break records or publicize Red Bull. One contribution they expect to be useful to future pilots and astronauts is a new field treatment protocol for vacuum exposure. Called high-frequency percussive ventilation (HFV), the technique would help a victim of vacuum exposure breathe without further damage to the lungs. While the treatment is common practice for burn victims, no one has ever thought to use it on [...]
"The number of discrimination complaints filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission related to anxiety, depression and other psychiatric disorders nearly doubled between 2005 and 2009." -Crazy people: they are coming to work, and if you try to stop them, they will sue you.
Mogul Russell Simmons' new girlfriend would like to clarify something: "I am nobody's white b*tch, gold digger or fame chaser"! Also, best use of "namaste" to mean "go fuck yourself." What a world.