Posts Tagged: Confusion
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Emails Perplexing

"The potential for email misfires between bosses and subordinates is mounting, as the volume of email grows and more people read it on the fly on mobile devices. Sometimes the boss is too rushed to read. Employees fuel the problems by sending poorly written emails. Deeper issues can arise if bosses' and employees' communication styles clash." —At first I was thinking to myself, "Oh no, this problem will only get worse as millennials flood the workplace, because we all know the only thing millennials like more than writing essays about their emotions is getting a constant stream of unambiguous praise from their superiors," but then I realized [...]

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Real Vitamins Not Available On Canal Street

So I've been trying to figure out this Glaceau Vitaminwater billboard that's up by the newspaper stand on the corner of Delancey and Clinton Streets. REAL VITAMINS NOT AVAILABLE ON CANAL STREET, it says. CHINATOWN GETS THEIR VITAMINS. That's all it says. Totally confusing. (Even if you ignore the grammatical error, which, let's give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it's intentional.) Even then, what does it mean?

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87-Year-Old Man Wedges Car Into Bike Lane On Way To DMV

Here is how not to use a bicycle lane: An 87-year-old Marin County man was driving to the Department of Motor Vehicles office when he mistook a narrow concrete-walled bicycle-pedestrian path for Highway 101, and then he just kept driving until his car was wedged so tightly between the cement barriers that a tow truck had to yank the Toyota out. Is this symbolic of the increasingly hostile urban turf wars between automobile drivers and bicyclists?

Maybe! Listen to what this guy said, after all the trouble he caused: "They should block that off, that passageway."

Raymond Pierce will have a mandatory re-evaluation of his driving privileges, under California [...]

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Town Halls: Confused Angry People Say "No" To Not Giving Health Care To Immigrants?

Wonkette went to Jim Moran's health care town hall in Virginia and all they got was the sadness.

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Gays Thrown Into Hot Turmoil!

Mating and dating in America's gayest city has been turned on its head. With one smooth twist of Andrew Cuomo's gloating pen, New York City's gays now find themselves in a whole different ballgame (as it were) of sexy-time outcomes. Now, like the ladies, the gays must think: am I marriage material? Am I marriage material if I put out on the first date? When and how do we get engaged? And how can we best torture our single friends with expensive destination weddings that require multiple-leg flights and pre-parties and annoying and eccentric gift registries? Long-time couples are in a similar ruckus—even those who've never wanted to get [...]