Posts Tagged: Coldplay
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They Are Singing Coldplay At High School Graduations Now

"That night, after Mr. Ballmer watched his son sing at his high-school baccalaureate ceremony—a Coldplay song with the lyrics: 'It's such a shame for us to part; nobody said it was easy; no one ever said it would be this hard'—he says he told his wife and three sons he was probably leaving Microsoft. They all cried."

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Well, This Happened

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Who do I have to bang to get an advance copy of the new @coldplay album? I mean, really.less than a minute ago via WhoSay Favorite Retweet ReplyGwyneth PaltrowGwynethPaltrow

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Songs Safe So Long As You Stay Awake

"Among the top ten safest songs to drive to are Come Away With Me by Norah Jones, I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith and Tiny Dancer by Elton John. Each of the songs have an optimum tempo of a song for safe driving, mimicing the human heartbeat at around 60 to 80 beats per minute. The Scientist by Coldplay and Justin Timberlake's Cry Me a River also appeared in the top 10."

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Prudish Coldplay Fans Make You Work For It

"Coldplay fans are least likely to have sex on a first date than fans of a slew of other acts – according to a new survey."

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Will Coldplay Gimmickry Kill Us All?

"The coloured wristbands that turn stadiums into a spectacle of flashing lights are the real stars of Coldplay's shows, according to some. But fans have been spooked after the glow-in-the-dark devices suddenly began flashing of their own accord, days after the event. Producers of Xylobands, given free to two million gig-goers on Coldplay's tour, have moved to assure fans, who took wristbands home, that they have no sinister powers."

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Whassup With Jay-Z? "Run This Town"

Live from, uh, MTV Germany: the new video for Jay-Z's "Run This Town." Despite the natural excitement accompanying molotov cocktails and a torch-bearing mob, the whole Mad Max thing-well, we've seen all that before. California was partying like that back 1995.