"A new study by addiction and neuroscience researchers sheds new light on understanding how cocaine addicts make decisions, and how they value the drug against the immediate and delayed reward of other items, such as cash. The upshot is that addicts discount cocaine at a steeper rate than they do money, consistently choosing to have money now, rather than twice the value of cocaine later.... Until now, researchers believed that cocaine addicts valued the drug above any other commodity, no matter what the situation. Bickel’s findings however show that cocaine addicts place extra value on the drug only when it is immediately available, and future values of cocaine are heavily discounted."

Diamond is an Atlanta rapper who came to fame six years ago as a part of Crime Mob, a group of high school kids who signed to Lil John's label, BME Records. (So you know they were crunk, because Lil John, he always tells the truth.) They made a couple good records with Lil Scrappy, who will always have a place in my heart because of his song "No Problem," which is one of the most crunk songs I know, a great favorite of mine. Diamond, who is now Lil Scrappy's girlfriend (and, unfortunately, suffering some recession-related problems with him), has left Crime Mob and started a solo career. Her new mixtape is called Cocaine Waitress. The music, from what I've heard, is less remarkable than that title—and the cover, which pretty much speaks for itself, I think. Here it is large-scale, to better appreciate the details. READ MORE

Adult male brags about doing cocaine on a dare in same room as President Obama.

There are two ways to think about Q -Bert. Or not. Maybe there are an indefinite number of ways. Look at all this punctuation. READ MORE