Posts Tagged: Coca-Cola
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Toothless Woman's Toothless Children Possibly Cola-Related

"Drinking large quantities of Coca-Cola was a 'substantial factor' in the death of a 30-year-old woman in New Zealand, a coroner has said. Natasha Harris, who died three years ago after a cardiac arrest, drank up to 10 litres of the fizzy drink each day…. 'The fact that one or more of her children were born without enamel on their teeth, should have been treated by her, and by her family, as a warning,' said Coroner David Crerar." —"Fifty million times a day/At home at work or on the way/There's nothing like a Coca-Cola/Nothing like a Coke…."

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Helpful Tips For Urine Avoidance

The "Myths & Rumors" section of Coca-Cola's website makes for amazing reading, particularly if you are, like me, concerned about the prevalence of rat urine on the top of your soft drink can.

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New Coca-Cola Ads Wondering How You All Got So Fat

Here is a disgusting fact you probably don't think enough about, unless you're Michael Bloomberg resting between other public tragedies such as climate change and the slaughter of children: The primary source of calories for Americans is "caloric beverages." Meaning, on top of all the repulsive processed food and industrial fat-meat Americans eat around the clock, corn-syrup drinks provide the largest percentage of calories per American.

Coca-Cola, which adds corn syrup to water at factories around the world, is finally spending your money to buy commercials on the cable-news channels to tell you about this problem.

"Today, we'd like people to come together on something that concerns all [...]

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Coca-Cola Diagnosing A Few Too Many People With World Cup Fever

Here is a slice of a dispatch from today's ESPN presentation in New York City that confused me: "Coca-Cola is looking at aiming its World Cup advertising not only at Hispanic consumers, Mr. Tripodi said, who traditionally follow the World Cup closely, but also African-Americans and the general market, particularly 'soccer moms.'" Hold up — I understand the desire to expand marketing efforts, but I thought soccer moms were dubbed such because they spent a fair amount of time ferrying their children to activities like soccer, and not because they had a passion for the game? If the latter were true, certainly attendance at Major League Soccer events [...]