Posts Tagged: Cleaning

A Whale of a Safe Space

When Twitter becomes too much, or a particularly noxious tab crosses your browser window, or you simply decide you can't take the Internet anymore, just breathe deeply, and return to this extremely soothing video of the American Museum of Natural History's forty-five-year-old, ten-and-a-half-ton fiberglass blue whale being cleaned. There. There. (via)


Name Any Conceivable Rationale Against Letting the KKK Adopt a Highway

All I can really see is upside here. For starters, you get a cleaner "one-mile stretch of Route 515 in the Appalachian Mountains near the North Carolina border," which White Jesus knows we all want. Then also, we all know where the KKK will be on Saturday mornings, which is handy in itself. And it's also like a living museum: "See, we're not crazy! There are white power terrorist outfits that are so organized that they have time to clean highways!" The only naysayers are like, "What's next, we let Nazis and the Taliban clean up trash on the side of the road?" Uh hello, where else would you [...]