Tuesday - November 24, 2009

How to Make and Eat the Perfect Cranberry Sauce for Thanksgiving!  @12:10 PM

Our pre-Thanksgiving cooking section has been, we hope, very helpful. Here, we show you how to make (and even eat!) the elusive perfect cranberry sauce—especially perfect for the single man alone at Thanksgiving. 81

Friday - October 30, 2009

The Great Annual Change Bowl Cash-In!  @4:30 PM


Last month, we announced the Great Annual Change Bowl Guessing Game. Well, as you can see above, yesterday we all finally went to our friendly local TD Bank for their big, no-charge change counting machine. We clogged it up a little! Also we annoyed the hell out of the staff. Also we took free lollipops. Yay TD Bank. And so we have a winner for the guessing game, though y'all were nowhere near close. Don't you all have big change bowls? READ MORE 52

Tuesday - October 6, 2009

The Awl Turns Five Months And Sixteen Days  @2:40 PM

Today as, unlike other sites, The Awl marks no sort of anniversary at all, co-founder and Associate Editorial Director Alex Balk talks about the first five months and sixteen days' surprises, obsessive commenters, print's premature obit, Sarah Palin, his enormous penis… and what's next for the site.

So how was your first five months and sixteen days at The Awl? READ MORE 65

Monday - September 21, 2009

The Great Annual Change Bowl Guessing Game  @10:41 AM

Every year or so, when finances grow slightly tight, Americans turn to that big bowl of change on the dresser. The annual pilgrimage to Coinstar! America! It is like all the money ran out for another country. So let's have a little guessing game. How much change is in The Awl's Big Bowl O' Change? The winning guess will… win something. Not sure what. Undying loyalty? A portion of the profits? A small amount of Awl equity? 80

Wednesday - June 17, 2009

Science: Cats Dumber Than Dogs  @2:55 PM


Psychology lecturer Britta Osthaus, of England's Canterbury Christ Church University, revealed results of a study in which "the thought processes of 15 cats were tested by attaching food to the end of lengths of string and observing whether they could figure out that pulling the line brought the treats closer. The cats had no problem with tackling single pieces of string. However, when faced with two options, experts discovered that unlike their canine counterparts, cats were unable to consistently pick a baited string over a dummy." Obviously, this proves once and for all that dogs are smarter than cats. We asked Cat, The Awl's office cat, if he had any comment on the study and the interpretation of its results. Here is his response. READ MORE 21