Posts tagged as Aliens
Alien Digs Brazil
Safe assumption of the day: "It is unknown what the pulsating light could be, although it is safe to assume that it is linked to the alien."
Aliens Will Eat Us Because Of Global Warming
"It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim. Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth's atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain."
We're The Aliens, Man, Says Nasa, We're The Savages
Were you ever at, I don't know, a Rite Aid or Penn Station or a Grateful Dead concert or a family gathering where you looked around and got to feeling like everyone else there was an alien from outer space? Well, you were probably right, according to Science. READ MORE
The NASA Announcement: A New Form of Life? Maybe!
After several days of hoo-ha brought on by a vague NASA press release about mysterious life forms that will change how we see alien life, the story finally was published in Science and announced by NASA and so, okay, I'll bite. It turns out that a geomicrobiologist found a bacterium in a California lake full of arsenic, and the bacterium was full of arsenic too. The arsenic atoms were being used by the bug in place of phosphate atoms; and if you'd paid attention back when you were supposed to, you'd know that phosphate atoms are crucial to 1) DNA which is the molecule that makes up genes; and 2) ATP which is the molecule that provides cells' energy. So: genes and energy, about as basic as you'd want to get. READ MORE
Hippie Space Aliens Hate Nukes
"A few weeks later, Mr. Halt was told by his boss that the lights were back and so he went back out into the forest with a couple of policeman, a camera and a cassette recorder. At the site he saw 'indentations of around six to eight feet wide' and increased levels of radiation as well as broken branches on the trees. Mr. Halt said: 'Milling around, one of the individuals saw a bright glowing object like an eye. It would appear to be winking and was shedding molten metal and silently moving through the trees and at one point it actually approached us.' He said that the object then exploded into five white objects which became visible in the sky. They were brightly coloured changing from elliptical to round as if they were moving at very high speed.' Suddenly one of the objects sent a concentrated beam at the feet of the terrified men. 'Was this a warning? An attempt to communicate? A weapon? Then just as suddenly as it appeared, it disappeared,' he said. The entire incident was categorised as a British affair because it had happened off base, Mr. Halt said. 'I have no idea what we saw that night but I do know it was under intelligent control. My theory is that it was from another dimension or extra-terrestrial,' he said." READ MORE
Aliens Will Be Bestowed With Souls Before Taking Over Earth (But Only If They Ask Nicely)
"Only if they asked." READ MORE
Kool Keith And Denis Deft, "Shopping At The Mall"
Kool Keith is looking fly in his new video, boasting about sponsorship deals with Tampax and Coca-Cola. In related news, Anthony Bragalia shares interesting thoughts at The UFO Iconoclast(s) website about "How The Roswell Crash Happened."
British Sheep Finally Discover Something Scarier Than Welshmen
What sinister creatures float above Knifecrime Island, and why do they have such animosity for its sheep? Well, according to the Sun, the answers are a) aliens and b) it's more along the lines of "research." But read more of this harrowing tale! READ MORE
Asteroid-Hunting Arctic Hovercraft Just Not As Cool As It Should Be
Despite having no frame of reference for things that hover other than sci-fi vehicles like skateboards in Back in to the Future II, Jesus, I did think the Griffon Hovercraft that's traversing the Arctic for evidence of an asteroid strike would be up my alleyway. But according to this Wired article, it's not powered by something cool like super-scary magnets that could kill you by sucking out all the iron particles in your blood stream like Magneto which is what I needed it to be. It's powered by air or some shit. "[It] weighs six tons but exerts no more pressure on any patch of ice than a seagull standing on one leg." READ MORE
