What-a-world
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Massachusetts McDonald’s Makes News
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“Was This Meat Shot Locally?”
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It’s Like You Can’t Even Fake-Abduct Anyone Anymore
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Ars Longa, Medicinae Longa
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How News Happens Now
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Two-Headed Shark Fetus Killed By Shark Abortionist
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Gorilla Will Paint For Grapes
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Title Odd
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Less Ambitious Raccoons Settle On Invading Chicago
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Bigots Running Out Of Stupid Excuses