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Your Stupid Brain Can Trick Your Stupid Gut Into Thinking Your Fat Ass Is Full
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Why BuzzFeed Gets You Hot
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Slut-Shaming Ruining It For Everyone
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Moon Even Useless For Insanity-Inducement
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You Spend Because You Suck
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Your Couch Cushions Are Also Giving You Cancer
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Just 20 Minutes Of Practice And You Can Lie Like The Pros
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Trick Your Stupid Brain Into Thinking You Don’t Suck
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Blame Your Lack Of Cash On Your Sad Childhood
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You’re Sad Because You’re A Hominid, And Also Because You’re Old (And Also Because You Suck)