A-study-has-found
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Wide-Faced Men Wide-Faced Racists
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Everyone Equally Annoying
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Let’s All Conform, It Feels Good
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“Traditional Southern Diet” Will Put You In Traditional Southern Grave
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Stuffed Animals Okay For Grown-Ups, Says Team Of Scientists Assembled By Your Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Heaviest Drinkers Cooler Longer
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Before You Unfriend, Think Of The Consequences
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Evolution Has Voted Against TV-Watching Slobs
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If You Sign Your Name Big You’re A Bad Person
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No Point In Having Sex