The self-important OCD-riddled semi-sociopath director James Cameron is, unfortunately, insanely correct in this case, whether or not this Twitter account is really his, which I kind of don’t think it is.

Paul Gogarty, Green party member of the Ireland’s Dáil Éireann (that’s house of representatives to you), had his fill of his country returning to the sewer from which it so recently emerged, and took it out on the Labour Party Chief Whip. I love Ireland! Language in the video above really not safe for work. Fucking Gogarty has since fucking apologized.

It’s hard to believe that it’s been nine years since the great Kirsty MacColl was killed by a speedboat in Mexico. This week, with the case still unresolved to her family’s satisfaction, her mother Jean MacColl has abandoned her “Justice for Kirsty” campaign. “[I]t felt dishonest to go on, to keep asking for money, when we don’t feel we’ve got a chance,” she said.”

Male bedbugs have developed a pheromone that warns other males not to stab them in the abdomen with their penises. The discovery of this fact may yield many applications for bedbug eradication, and possibly for stopping people from stabbing you in the abdomen with their penises.

Via AdFreak, here’s one of the spots in a new viral campaign from Britain’s National Health Service aimed at reducing binge drinking by young people. It is indeed “dark and disturbing to watch,” but if I know my Britons they’ll be out imitating it in no time.

“This is all one big overblown latke. I feel that we need to save our communal kvetching in reserve for when it’s more called for and really matters.”
-Rabbi Levi Shemtov addresses the GIGANTIC CONTROVERSY over the Obama White House Hanukkah party, which is apparently a huge “fuck you” to the Jewish community because the guest list is slightly smaller than last year’s.

“”If President Obama has to send (more) troops into Afghanistan to fight evil, I’ll pull for our guys to win, and I won’t apologize for it,. I’m an American, and I do pull for our team to fight evil.”
-Country singer Toby Keith, currently in Oslo to perform at the annual Nobel Peace Prize concert. Keith is now considered the odds-on favorite to win next year’s Nobel Peace Prize.

The New Jersey Senate withdrew legislation aimed at making gay marriage legal out of concern that they didn’t have enough votes to pass it. The hope was that the state Assembly would pass the bill, giving it enough momentum to then make it through the Senate. The clock is running down-incoming governor Chris Christie is opposed to the bill, so if the legislature actually can pass it, they need to do it before Jon Corzine leaves office-and the Assembly has not yet scheduled the bill.

Huh! Imagine that! Who would have thought?

Did you think there was a chance we weren’t going to post this? After a week of grim bear news, this heartwarming tale of Baloo the bear and Shere Khan the tiger-friends since infancy-is exactly what we need to usher in the weekend. There are plenty more pictures on the Noah’s Ark shelter’s Facebook page, and they are all the kind of adorable thing your mom would send you. I guess now I’m your mom! Enjoy.