Here is a very homosexualist post-Olympics appreciation of the men of bobsleigh land (including Australia’s Duncan Harvey, whose favorite bands are Bon Jovi and Guns ’n’ Roses, rowr), ending with a call for a “calendar of naked bobsledders” and the caveat that if you put up one of the few hot bobsleigh chunkos in December, it’ll make “Christmas merry for shrieking, starstruck fatsos everywhere.” God bless the bears and their enthusiasts, and hoorah for bobsleigh. I miss the Olympics now even though I was sick of them.

Don’t believe a dude with a wide face, says Science. “Here’s how the researchers figure the link between facial width and trustworthiness might work: During male adolescence, a surge in testosterone prompts bone growth not only in the spine and limbs, but also in the face. Therefore, a wide face may be a sign of an overall bigger man, one who can get away with being more aggressive and less cooperative. Slighter men might act in a more civilized, and trustworthy, way — out of necessity.”

I was wondering something about the people who live in the real America, the real America with yards and kiddie pools and stuff, as opposed to apartment America. So when you’re outside in Real America, in the back yard with your Grillmaster 9000 or whatever… do you actually go inside to pee, in a real bathroom? Or do you just pee wherever and figure it’s good for the trees or the bushes or whatever? This has been keeping me up at night. This question is mainly for dudes but not necessarily.

BREAKING. ‘WILL AND GRACE’ ACTOR SEAN HAYES IS GAY.

Apparently America is snapping up the new Target line “by” Jean Paul Gaultier, with Target reporting out of stock warnings on various pieces of the slatternly ensemble items. But my fave, the conceptual “Look #4,” is still available! It’s sort of saucy in that “just popping out for a baguette and some antibiotics” way. TURNS OUT it’s really cute if you coat it and belt it??

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN PUT A COAT-BELT ON IT. Or just a super-crop motorcycle half-jacket, like Gloria Estefan is getting set to hang out with a gang of hardcore Korean drifting enthusiasts!

Another Malcolm Gladwell anecdote sorta bites the dust, in the form of “marriage happiness predictor” and scientist John Gottman, who does not actually predict marriage happiness it turns out. (Not that his work is wrong! He just doesn’t do predictions.)

And then there is this, out of Jersey: “Six women from the Essex County area who wanted fuller bottoms ended up in hospitals after receiving buttocks-enhancement injections containing the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs, officials said. The women checked into hospitals in the county after their procedures, apparently administered by unlicensed providers, went horribly wrong, state health officials said. The women underwent surgery and were given antibiotics. No arrests have been made.”

Here is a gallery of some of the most memorable quotes from last Oscar telecast, in handy e-card format. Suddenly some of these lines make sense!

“Why is my cat in better shape than I am? I go to the gym six days a week and torture myself there with fake skiing machines and iron maiden-like devices for hours on end. I eat all sorts of healthy food and pay attention to whether my fat is saturated or not and whether I am getting enough stuff like omega-3, whatever that is. And he just sleeps all day and eats whatever crap I feed him, plus bugs. Will I have to eat bugs? I don’t want to.”

I don’t even know where to start with this one: “A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday. Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts. Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be ‘ready for the visit,’ WJZ.com reported.”