Some Parting Gifts Before You Leave

Who needs a three-day weekend? Who? I’m guessing ALL OF US. Well, you’re in luck! Because of America’s birthday, you get one.* And while you’re doing whatever you do to celebrate the greatest country in the history of the world, there will come a point when you want something to read. Here are a few suggestions. Print and save! Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America. We are so out of here.

• Julie Taymor Was Always The Wrong Superhero For ‘Spider-Man’

• My Two Days as a Russian Tabloid Sensation

• The Shocking True Tale Of The Mad Genius Who Invented Sea-Monkeys

• A Lost E.E. Cummings Poem Discovered

• James O’Keefe: “I’m Just Getting Started, OK?”

• Life After Zionist Summer Camp

• Male Muses And Inner Dicks

• The Monstrous Lies of “The World’s Largest Dinosaurs”

• Publishing School: Four Writers Tell All About Titles

• The End Of The Rodeo For The World’s Greatest Cowboy

Photo by Anthony Quintano

*Unless you don’t, in which case I’m sorry, that sucks.