Your Potential Existences, In Order Of How Tolerable They Would Make Your Still-Inevitable...

Your Potential Existences, In Order Of How Tolerable They Would Make Your Still-Inevitable Servitude To Another (Be It Satan Or God)

37. Bread subsister
36. Floor sleeper
35. Visually impaired individual
34. Possessor of a physical disability
33. Impecunious person
32. Milk drinker
31. Dome dweller
30. Firearms hobbyist
29. Hairstylist
28. Building-industry tradesman
27. Cotton fetishist
26. Law enforcement agent
25. Rug-cutter
24. Religious authority
23. Paramour
22. Overqualified larcenist
21. Pseudonymous expatriate
20. Participant in games of chance
19. Up-and-comer
18. Armored vehicle owner
17. Crooked municipal politician
16. Medical professional
15. Industry professional
14. Member of American diplomacy corps
13. Expectant beneficiary
12. Oversized-mattress reposer
11. Successful pugilist
10. Substance-addled musician with misogynist streak
9. Entertainment executive
8. Well-accessorized patrician
7. Mansion resident
6. Property magnate
5. Financial services proprietor
4. Caviar consumer
3. Silk aficionado
2. Whiskey imbiber
1. Extremely wealthy individual