Squinty-Eyed Fatties Should Be Getting Plenty Of Action During The Recession

Small-eyed and thick around the middle? Get ready for some lovin’, says Science! “Two studies, one using American movie actresses, the other Playboy Playmates of the Year, found that in uncertain times, such as when the economy is stuttering along, beauty icons tend to be slightly more ‘mature’ looking women-taller, heavier and sporting larger waists and less babyish facial features.”