What I am about to say will alarm and surprise you so I want you to take a deep breath before reading any further and perhaps sit down if you aren’t already so doing. Okay, are you prepared? Good. Now listen to this: Thanksgiving was just last week. Seven days ago you were listening to people tell stories about how crowded it was at the mall. And yet it seems like it was in a whole other century, right? I don’t even know anymore. Anyway, here’s music. Enjoy.