This is where we are.
If you had told me back in 1994 that the day would come where I would pray that the only thing on the news was O.J. Simpson I would be like, “I cannot imagine what horrible things would have to be happening in the world for that to be true.” But there’s no way I would have believed you if you told me what those things were, because it would be impossible to conceive of a world in which we would not only allow such absurdity occur, but continue to such an extent that eventually we would become used to it. And yet here we are, hoping only that tomorrow is all Juice. You don’t have to laugh but there aren’t many other options, really. Here’s music. Enjoy.