> Wee Nice Army

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You strange kinda cap, Capybara say. I like your furcoat any-way.

Where we go, ma?
Over the riv, ca.
Todo wha?
Todo nice.
Alla us?
Wee nice army, ca.

What see up top, bir?
The whole worl, cap.
How look?
Some nice, cap. Some not.
More nice, bir?
Countin us?
Countin us, bir.
More nice, cap.

Where to, Monk?
Don know, cap. Where wan be?
See over-thatway rainbo?
Ya, cap.
Monk, les go.

This is the second in a scientifically accurate series about capybaras making the world a nicer place. The first installment is here.

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