Justice, "Alakazam!"

Are you saved?

Image: Hartwig HKD

Is the Internet down for you this morning? Rejoice and count yourself among the elect, chosen by God or fate or sheer luck to be spared the unceasing barrage of outrage and offense the Internet pumps out at you every waking second of your life. If the Internet isn’t down for you, I’m sorry. This is the closest any of us will ever come to knowing what it feels like to be left behind in a Rapture-type situation. This hell in which we make our way each day will be even worse now that we know others have been freed from it. At least it’s Friday. Here’s some music. Enjoy.