How Do We Cry At Work Now?

I’ve cried at my desk at every job I’ve ever had.

— Jack Shafer (@jackshafer) October 20, 2015

Does anyone cry at standing desks? How does it happen in open plan offices, places where you’re all at the same big table? What about rent-a-desk situations, or hot desking? If you work from home does it still count as crying at work or is it just the regular kind of crying? I feel like we need to create a whole new set of expectations about the way we show our sadness at the office in this strange new world of workspace configurations.