8. Woman says of man’s grisly anecdote, “Sometimes I wonder how many things you have like that that I don’t know about.”
7. Man says, “I’m a piece of shit but that boy is all I have in my shitty life.”
6. Man says to female co-worker, “You pull off that e-cig. A lot of people don’t. …Maybe it’s too close to sucking a robot’s dick.”
5. Sane and caring wife who was raped frets about why her husband is so messed up.
4. Detective stands in ransacked house and says, “Somebody was looking for something.”
3. Psychiatrist wears sunglasses inside, at his desk.
2. Man says to woman, “Sometimes a good beating provokes personal growth.”
1. Man says to woman, “Well, so you know, I support feminism. Mostly by having body issues.”