Hills to Die On, Ranked

by Jessie Guy-Ryan

10. Skull Mountain, Six Flags Grand Adventure
9. A Giant Hill of Trash
8. Your Principles
7. Your Principals
6. The Devil’s Tower, Wyoming
5. Plesa Hill, Ibanesti Forest, Romania (it just looks really nice)
4. A Giant Hill of Stuffed Animals (probably comfortable)
3. A Giant Hill of Bison Skulls
2. A Giant Hill of Human Skulls (I used this weird illustration bc actual piles of human skulls from the killing fields seemed like a bit ~much~)
1. Golgotha (worked out for some people)

Photo by Scott Robinson