Moments from True Detective Season 2 Episode 1, Ranked


10. Man talks about how he used to want to be an astronaut

9. Woman fakes story of attempted sexual assault by a cop to benefit herself

8. Man tells woman her entire personality is a reaction to him

7. Abusive asshole displays psychological burden over the rape of his wife, who is wholly unrepresented

6. Man says, “A good woman mitigates our baser tendencies”

5. Woman implies the abusive asshole was impotent, because he couldn’t impregnate his wife but the rapist could

4. Man says “What *is* porn, really”

3. Man is scared by a sex toy

2. Man wears a bolo tie

1. Singer sings “a lifetime goes up in smoke” while a man exhales smoke