A few years ago I made a fresh Twitter account and never used it. It follows nobody and has never Tweeted a link. I have not logged into it in at least two years. I receive at least one email about this account each day, sometimes more. The messages go to a folder I do not check. This is Twitter without people. That’s not quite right. This is Twitter without signals. This is Twitter without you. This is Twitter for Twitter’s Average Human. This is Twitter for… Twitter?
A selection of stories from the last few days:
— NFL (@nfl) March 29, 2015
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) March 30, 2015
Pound sign two thousand nine http://t.co/9s8dDe10tf
— Cameron (@wizkhalifa) March 30, 2015
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) March 29, 2015
“Any ring I step into is mine.” Ronda Rousey makes her presence felt at Wrestlemania 31. » http://t.co/TCic28X9QI
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 30, 2015
— ESPN (@espn) March 30, 2015
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) March 27, 2015
— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 27, 2015
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) March 27, 2015
And some recommendations:
Send nothing into the universe, and this is what it will send back.