Hobby Lobby doesn’t want its health plans to provide contraception to its employees, and the Supreme Court says that’s fine. So where is a conscientious shopper supposed to go now? Some recommendations.
Doll face with closeable eyes
Try DollsPart Supply!
Plush monkey magnet with very long arms
German Hanomag SDKFZ 251/1 model kit
Maybe try letting your socks be themselves.
Zero birthday candle
Are you zero? You don’t need a candle because you do not exist. Are you ten? Just get ten normal candles. Are you twenty or older? You’re too old for candles.
“This shirt is illegal” shirt
Draw a cross on a normal shirt. OR: Take off your pants and go outside, which is illegal in even more countries. Happy shopping!