Wanted Baby One Step Ahead Of The Law

“Pakistani Baby Goes on the Lam After Being Accused of Attempted Murder” is your headline of the morning, and like all things that are funny at first one finds when reading a little more about the story that is reflective of a larger and considerably less amusing tale of the corruption, violence and hatred that plague us all over the world in different forms. So instead let’s focus on the image of a 9-month-old on the run from the fuzz, lying bored on a mattress in safehouse wearing a tanktop and boxers and calling his baby girlfriend from a burner phone, telling her to wait for him until the heat dies down, etc. I mean, you have to laugh, right?