Meet America's Most Fortunate Dumpster Occupants

“Today is their lucky day. They should probably not buy a lottery ticket today, they’ve used it all up,” says a spokesman for the Spokane fire department of a man and woman who were emptied into the back of a trash truck from the dumpster they were in at the time and fortuitously avoided being crushed by the truck’s compactor until they were serendipitously discovered by the truck’s driver, who heard a strange noise and went to investigate. The couple also has a dog, whose lucky day I suppose it is as well.