Roger Allen François Jouret Is 60

I can almost GUARANTEE that no one clicked through on that headline from Twitter or wherever so if you are reading this it is because you are someone who comes to our homepage on a regular basis (you, by the way, are the kind of reader we appreciate most of all; I do it all FOR YOU) or you just happened to wind up in here in error. At this point it doesn’t matter, because now that we’re all assembled we are going to spend the next few minutes listening to a song that no number of commercial uses can devalue. Take it away, Plastic Bertrand!