“There are somethings people just should not do. Putting their head in the mouth of a 93 stone grizzly bear is one of them,” says the Telegraph’s Richard Gray, but aren’t we all, one way or another, putting our heads in the mouth of a large bear each day? Obviously I am speaking metaphorically here (unless your job is bear-mouth inspector), but every one of us wakes up in the morning knowing that we are going to put our head in at least one ursine cavity that day, and if we’re lucky it’s the mouth. I also have a metaphor about being wrapped up in a rug and shoved into a van but I will save that one for another time. Anyway, bear!