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The median Twitter account has exactly one follower.

— Jon Bruner (@JonBruner) December 18, 2013

“In comparative terms, almost nobody on Twitter is somebody: the median Twitter account has a single follower. Among the much smaller subset of accounts that have posted in the last 30 days, the median account has just 61 followers. If you’ve got a thousand followers, you’re at the 96th percentile of active Twitter users.”

— Look at you! You’re so pretty and everyone likes you!