Remember This Guy?
It seems hard to believe that it was only just a little over a year ago when Mitt Romney was still something we had to worry about but then again the way things work these days it is hard to believe that anything was ever whatever fixed distance it now stands in reference to the present when you think about it for more than a moment. I mean, it was just last week that some hippie named Kif in my dorm was telling me about this band he liked from Washington who had a new album out and when I was all, “Eh, I don’t really like hippie music,” he was all, “Nah, man, they’ve got like a heavy punk sound,” and I’m all, “Oh, you mean like Fugazi” and he goes “No, the other Washington, the Seattle one” and anyway he was talking about Nirvana and now they are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame which is impossible because, again, I swear just heard about them DAYS AGO. What the hell happened to all that time? Anyway, I guess you can watch this to relive that last moment where we were still proud of our country for rejecting this plastic dickhead before we returned to our regular routine of hopelessness, detachment and grabbing what we can for ourselves before it all comes crumbling down.