Reconstituted Pork Offal Slurry "Gray, Flat, Stacked And Vividly Ribbed"

And, in case you somehow missed it: “For three decades, the sandwich has come in and out of existence, popping up in certain regional markets for short promotions, then retreating underground to its porky lair — only to be revived once again for reasons never made entirely clear. Each time it rolls out nationwide, people must again consider this strange and elusive product, whose unique form sets it deep in the Uncanny Valley — and exactly why its existence is so fleeting.”