Crime Expert Issues Warning

Remember when the Police Commissioner of the City of New York showed up in L.A. for the Academy Awards and everyone was all, “Wha?” Or when he sent a couple of the cops to the house of woman who was in a car accident with his wife? Or that time a few years back when he hit a pregnant lady with his SUV and drove away? Man, it all seems so long ago. Anyway, former Police Commissioner Howard Safir wants you to worry that we might return to the days of rampant lawlessness and criminality here in town, and it’s a warning we should probably heed, because who would know better?