Fruit Bowl Makes Sure You Exceed Recommended Daily Allowance Of Pressure And Aggravation

by Alex Balk June 12, 2013

You know, I already have enough people in my life hassling me to get my shit together, I don’t need a fruit bowl on my ass to boot.

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