“Women look their oldest at 3.30pm every Wednesday, a study has found, because that is when energy levels plummet, work stress is at a peak and the effects of any weekend late nights finally kick in.” But? There must be a but, right? Ah, yes. “But they reveal Thursday is the day they are most likely to have sex. It gives them a youthful rosy glow which could contribute to why women feel so happy on a Friday — 60 per cent name it as their happiest day.” God, ladies, I don’t know how you put up with it sometimes.